#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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