- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

God. God.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

hickory dickory dock no one cares

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??