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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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