YOLO

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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69 :)

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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