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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.