What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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GONNA

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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