You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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