They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Derp

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Your face

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

i have read and agree to the terms of service

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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