How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Bark I'm a tree

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what's black and can't swim?

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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