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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Because she has down's syndrome

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Keanu Reaves

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Knock Know! Come in!