- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Elizabeth Warren

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A man... walks.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

I woke up today

Hey, Max!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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