- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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