Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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tom pauling

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Jews

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