1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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