What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

The NBA and womens sports

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Apple juice.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Homonyms should be band.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...