Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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