Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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You suck big fat slobber

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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