- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

captcha: all yer base

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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