What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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