Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Poop

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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