- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

800 people died last year. end of story

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What's the deal with brown?

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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