Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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