- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What's the deal with brown?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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