- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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