- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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