Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Alex Gedrose.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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