A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Black people having a Job.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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