- Anti Joke

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Punching a baby

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....