Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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KONY 2012

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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