- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Rebecca Black's career.

If you were a cactus, why?

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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