Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Jebron Lames.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

richard is fag

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

7+5=12

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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