Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Where's the dick??? east

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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