Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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William wright is Gay

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Hitler

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Take this and put it- No.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Anti Joke

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