Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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