- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

White men's rights

whats 69+2? 71

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

42, that is all

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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