- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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