- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

its funny cuz i laughed!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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