What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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knock knock come in!

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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