Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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