What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Womens rights !

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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hi

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

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