Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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