How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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