- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Yo Mama just died.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

women's rights, lol

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