why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

I have aids

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Knock Knock Come in.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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