a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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I am dyslexic

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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eden stop

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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