- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

The NBA and womens sports

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Mahmy

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

david weres the slug gone

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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