What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Obama

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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woman..parallel parking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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