- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Yo Mama just died.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

women's rights, lol

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

What's half of 8? o

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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