Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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