There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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I have a gay camel

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Anti Joke

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