- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

u suck

Black Friday

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Neil is a reterd.

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