What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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a woman votes!

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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everybody loves raymond

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Women's rights

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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