A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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wanna here a joke? you.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Yock

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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