- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Christianity

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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