- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I have a gay camel

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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