- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

If you're reading this, you can read.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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