When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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tims sty:)

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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