- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

world peace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Know! Come in!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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