Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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