- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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