Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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to get to the other side.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Caca.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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