- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

stuarts mum

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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