- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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