Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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