Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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