Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Of course, first door on your left

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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