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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

9/11

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

i had sex.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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