- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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