A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

hi penis ham telephone

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

why was the man sad? his wife died

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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