- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Woman rights.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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