- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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