- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Leave. Now.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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