There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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hi penis ham telephone

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Minecraft.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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